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Christina Ricci Trumps Lindsay Lohan as Drunkest Girl at Party

Christina Ricci at the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac after pary in Paris
Via The Superficial:
Here’s an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That’s like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths gin.
Oddly enough Lindsay [...]

Humor

It’s All About London For La Lohan

Lindsay Lohan can’t go out in L.A. anymore, she says. She thinks it is scary and she can’t get away from the paparazzi. She likes going out in London now because she is able to walk places, unlike back home in L.A.
She explains, “Out in L.A. places have closed that I would have [...]

Legal

Lawsuit of the Day: Lindsay Lohan Gets Litigious

mature lindsay lohan etrade baby.jpgLindsay Lohan has slapped E-Trade with a $100 million lawsuit for using her name and likeness without her permission, reports the New York Post.

The offending ad debuted on Super Bowl Sunday, featuring the preternaturally stock-savvy E-Trade baby and his milkaholic mistress “Lindsay”:

Lohan claims that the slurring baby named Lindsay in the video is modeled on her:

Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. “Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit,” Ovadia said…

Ovadia wants an injunction to force the spot off the air, and the Lindsay camp wants every last copy of the commercial.

Lindsay, you’re no Madonna, but the baby does kind of look like you…

younger lindsay lohan etrade baby.jpgWe pulled up this photo of Lohan from her Parent Trap days and do see a slight resemblance. But when we saw the video on SuperBowl Sunday, we certainly didn’t think of Lohan. This seems like a good time to quote Carly Simon: You’re so vain. I bet you think this ad is about you.

Lohan wants E-Trade to pay up:

Ovadia said E-Trade has violated Lohan’s rights under New York state civil-rights law and used her “name and characterization” in business without paying her or getting her approval.

The lawyer said that since the spot was seen by hundreds of millions of people watching the Super Bowl and Winter Olympics finals, the firm has garnered great profits.

She says Lohan is owed $50 million in exemplary damages, plus another $50 million in compensatory damages.

A spokesman for the company that created the ad for E-Trade told the New York Post that it “just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team.”

Lohan’s lawyer is Stephanie Ovadia, whose previous clients, according to her press page, include victims of Vampira, a 15-year-old Queens girl who waged a series of bloody “vampire attacks.”

The WSJ Law Blog had the best title for this story: Lindsay (Last Name Allegedly Unnecessary) Sues E-Trade. And our sister site Dealbreaker may have the second best title: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing E*Trade For Basing Whore-Baby On Her Life.

Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad [New York Post]




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Lindsay Lohan Suing E*Trade Over Milkaholic Commercial

Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade over their Super Bowl Milkaholic commercial. Seriously? Lindsay thinks the name reference is to her, so she decided to lawyer up and sue them. Oh boy.
 
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Lindsay Lohan Might Be Fired From Ungaro Creative Advisor Position

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Lindsay Lohan Returns Favor and Says Dad Needs Rehab

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Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out Of Dior Show

Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of the Dior show for being ridiculously late. Lohan recieved an invite to the fashion house’s Fall 2010 show but was denied entrance as she was too late. Awesome. Homegirl really needs to work on her punctuality.

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Terrible DJ

Lindsay Lohan is a terrible DJ. Lindsay Lohan somehow scored some DJ gig in London and stunk up the entire joint. Poor LiLo, she can’t do anything right. Whether it be spinning records, being a “creative” visionary for a fashion line or playing a stripper in a movie, everyone just wants to throw rocks at [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Dating DJ Gareth Morgan

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Lindsay emerged to the Nokia launch party wearing leggings, some cleavage and [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Raunchy for Purple Magazine

Lindsay Lohan has raunchy poses for Purple Magazine. Lindsay shows off her butt, her hips and a bit of cleavage in the newest photos for…art.
 
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I guess you can call it art? Lindsay has done a lot of magazine posing work, but not much else lately. Maybe because she keeps [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Throws Water in Airport

Lindsay Lohan tosses a water bottle in the airport. That makes twice in two days she has chucked beverages at photographers. What is Lindsay’s deal? This incident happened at the Milan airport as she was leaving.
 
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Lindsay even had a smile on her face when she did it. Kind of [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Saw Rehab As Vacation, Writing A Book

Lindsay Lohan saw rehab as a vacation and plans to pen a tell-all about her crazy life. Lindsay has been in rehab three times and its pretty safe to assume the time away hasn’t really altered her behavior too much. Granted, she’s only 23 and has plenty of time to wise-up and be an adult, [...]

Media

Lindsay Lohan Throws Fit

Lindsay Lohan throws a fit at photographers. Lindsay is in Milan and had enough of the paparazzi outside her vehicle and decided to throw things at them. Great, now they can add assault to her rap sheet!
 
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Lindsay shook, then opened a can of red bull and tossed it out [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Bails on Hostess Job to Party in Milan

Lindsay Lohan skipped out on a hostess job to party in Milan for Fashion Week. Lindsay is squeezing herself right out of any job! First, she doesn’t do any acting anymore. Second, all of her party hosting invites are going to stop because she cancels them last minute, leaving the clubs in the lurch.
 
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Lindsay Lohan Says Lesbianism Was a Surprise

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Lindsay doesn’t talk much about the people in her life, unless she is laying blame on them [...]

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Lindsay Lohn Talks About Her Drug Problems

Lindsay Lohan opened up to British newspaper The Sun to spill about her drug and alcohol problem of yesteryear. As we all know, Lohan has been in rehab three times in her short 23 years. It appears that the third time may be the charm as she hasn’t gotten into any trouble with law as [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Is Drunk, Bangs London Hotel Late At Night

Lindsay Lohan barged into London this week and brought a healthy dose of excitement with her. While we suspect that paparazzi eagle-eye Lohan and her crowd, the stories that follow the next day are nothing short of hilarious. This time around, Lohan and kid sister Ali were throwing cigarettes at the help, partying until 4:30 [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Would Rather Raise Money Than Be At Fashion Week

 Lindsay Lohan would rather raise money than be at Fashion Week. Suuuuure. This comes out after a story leaks that she wasn’t welcome at any of the shows. I’m not sure who to believe on this one, since both sides have a point.
 
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Lindsay Lohan Labeled Brand Damager

Lindsay Lohan is labeled a brand damager. Ouch! Lindsay was banned from designer Jill Stuart’s runway show as she said she damaged labels just with her presence. That has to make one feel just great.  I wonder how many other shows will ban Lindsay from attending?
 
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Lindsay Lohan Misses Flight, Loses Six Figure Income

Lindsay Lohan missed a flight to Vienna and because of it lost a hefty six-figure pay check. For some reason, Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner wanted Lohan to escort him to the Vienna Ball tonight. He was all set to pay her $150, 000 just to wear a pretty dress, laugh at his jokes and keep [...]

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