Lamar Odom loves candy. He has gone so far as to say that “the games I played well were the games where I ate candy for breakfast.”
His love of sweets evidently doesn’t stop at the bedroom door. As Ball Don’t Lie noticed, Odom’s wife Khloe Ka…
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Unemployment Pushes Fast-Food Breakfast Sales Down
Breakfast sales had grown at a ravenous pace during the boom years as busy workers scarfed down sausage biscuits on the way to the office, fueling a $57 billion business and accounting for as much as a quarter of sales at some fast-food chains…
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Rodney Alcala: The Serial Killer with a Genius IQ
Breakfast Reading from LA Weekly: He’s a serial murderer and rapist, but Rodney Alcala has twice gotten off on technicalities for the slaying of a 12-year-old ballet student. Reporter Christine P…
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Gabriel Morris on the Run with Wife and Daughter After Murdering Mom
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Fugitive Gabriel Morris was spotted in Mesa, Arizona. He’s on the run after allegedly killing his mother and her boyfriend in Bandon, Oregon. Poli…
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Joseph Montross, Pedophile, Gets Caught After Taking a Border Patrol Job Lie Detector Test
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: You could say Joseph Montross, collector and producer of child porn, isn’t the brightest light. He was caught while applying for a Border Patrol j…
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Robert Powell Convicted of Beating John Who Wouldn’t Pay Escort Extra for Sex
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: A horny man calls an escort service willing to pay $350 for “companionship.” But when the hooker say sex costs extra, he wants his money back. In …
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Nathan Bozonier, 16, Hit by Car, Then Beaten to Death with Baseball Bat
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Nathan Bozonier was at a party when he was hit by a car. The occupants then got out and beat him to death. Though there were witnesses, many seem …
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Mackenzie Cowell, 17, Found Murdered in Washington; Body Found Near River
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Mackenzie Cowell, a 17-year-old member of the Wenatchee, Washington high school dance team, was found murdered on a bank of the Columbia River. Gu…
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Samantha Frazier: “Love Handles Saved My Life” in Atlantic City Shooting
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Daycare worker Samantha Frazier was vacationing in Atlantic City when she stopped by a bar. But a moronic gunmen who was trying to shoot another m…
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Nicholas Lorenzo, Safeway Meat Counter Worker, Pulls Out Wrong Kind of Sausage for Customer
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Nicholas Lorenzo, a Safeway grocery employee and resident degenerate, decided to show a female customer his private selection of meat when she ask…
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Rod Jetton, Former Missouri House Speaker, Punched & Choked Woman During Rough Sex
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Rod Jetton, the former Republican House Speaker of Missouri, is charged with punching, choking, and tying up a woman during a round of rough sex. …
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Doris Thompson, 80, Pleads Guilty to Burglary. Again.
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: 80year-old Doris Thompson pleads guilty to burglarizing a medical building in Torrance, California. It seems our little old criminal has a long ra…
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Nick Georgandis, Sports Editor, Used Fake Names to Lure Women to Get Sexy Online
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Nick Georgandis, a sports editor in football crazed Katy, Texas, used the names of gridiron greats to lure women into talking sexy — and perhaps …
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Jason Wayne Scofield, Gymnastics Coach, Convicted for Relations with 16-Year-Old Student
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Jason Scofield was a gymnastics coach in Tustin, California when he decided to romance one of his 16-year-old students. Unfortunately for him, the…
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John D. Smith Sets Crotch Aflame While Cooking Meth
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: John D. Smith was shaking up a batch of meth in a 2-liter pop bottle. Alas, sometimes these chemicals explode, as his testicular area will now be …
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Christopher Coleman Strangled His Wife & Kids to Start a Family with His Mistress
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: He told mistress Tara Lintz that he would reverse his vasectomy so they could have kids. But instead of getting a divorce, Christopher Coleman str…
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Heath Miller: Band Teacher Hero Revealed as Middle School Sexual Predator
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Heath Miller was a popular band teacher turned hero when he shot an intruder. But according to cops, he was also the resident sexual predator at a…
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Abby Toll Tied Up Dog in the Refrigerator to Get Back at Her Boyfriend
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Colorado University student Abby Toll had a fight with her boyfriend. So she tied up his dog with hair bands and packing tape, and stuck it upside…
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Marcus Master Batum Racks Up 8 Arrests for Masturbating in Front of Women
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Marcus Batum is trying to set the world record for being pinched while masturbating in front of women, having chocked up his eighth arrest. Prefer…
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Osama Latif Malik, 18, Caught Sodomizing Neighbor’s Goat
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: The unfortunately named Osama Latif Malik was apparently feeling horny. But instead of finding a nice girl to romance — which is how we do it in …
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Michael Carlson, Professional Imbecile, Tries to Blame Mafia for Wife’s Murder
Breakfast Reading from the Village Voice Empire: Michael Carlson’s wife had been shot 10 times, his house set aflame, and there was a 5-page letter from the Mafia left as a threat — which was na…
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